noun; A highly dubious cover story.
Reporter: So what happened?
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
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noun; Chinese word meaning forbearance, or tolerance.
Maintain a state of ren and your character will grow stronger.
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
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noun; a state of mind where one experiences a pleasant glow due to a combination of reminiscences of a past time, and completely forgetting how rubbish that time was whilst you were originally experiencing it.
Nostalgic Amnesia had set in, and Frodo found himself pining for the glory days in Mordor.
noun; pronounced 'jhen'. Chinese word, meaning truth, or truthfulness.
You should practice zhen in your life.
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Used to grudgingly admit respect for the ability of someone who you despise.
Dude: That creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude
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noun; The first girl on the dancefloor.
Punter: This place is dead. We just need a slitch to break the ice.
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