Minnamurra

Descriptive of the embarrassingly erotic sensation one derives from sitting above the wheel arch of an idling bus.

Neighbour: What're you smiling about?
Sensualist: (Shyly) Minnamurra.

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Thirroul

To fill a toilet with paper so as to avoid noise and/ or unsanitary splashing.

Shy One: I was so uncomfortable. His mum was walking around right out side the door; so I thirroulled the toilet, and then coughed at the same time.

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Lapstone

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...

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Glennifer

The best looking girl in a particular location.

Diary exert: The poison throbs within me. I feel it wending its way within my tortured spine. When will this accursed doctor let me in? Hey, that girl in the splint is cute. URRRH! Stupid. Eschew this obsessive voyeurism, leave Glennifer in peace, and concentrate on our own PAIN.

Mate: Was she any good?
Stud: She was the gennifer, but, nar, not really.

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McSalmonela

A burger created by taking a piece of bun off a McChicken, and off a Quarter Pounder, and then putting the burgers together.

Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.

Driver: Whadder you want?
Shotgun: McSalmonela and a cherry pie.

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