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Dick-a-saurus

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.

Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.

by Dr Zilla April 13, 2023


Beau

An asshole with a long cock. Has very good fighting experience too.

Beau is going to beat your ass. Don’t test him.

by Dr Zilla April 27, 2023