Reliable sauce

(Reliable sauces). Ejaculatory material; Semen.

I'm worried I may be pregnant, Doctor: My boyfriend mis-timed his withdrawal and instead of giving me a pearl necklace, he doused my hairy kebab with his reliable sauce.

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hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

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man handle

1. Penis; esp. when erect.
2. The act of self - stimulation.

In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.

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