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Similar to being cellphoned, but going even further, so as to own oneself while operating a cell phone.
The lady caught on security footage was cellphone'd, as she blundered into the fountain while operating her cell phone.
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1. a rag (disposable cloth) made of ham. Not at all useful, as its juiciness does not promote the swabbing of spills, etc. However, it is a delightful word to say, primarily as an insult.
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1. The thing that I move with my mouse.
2. One who says naughty words, generally to act "tough" or "edgy."
1. I like my cursor to leave a trail.
2. That cursor talks a lot of shit.
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inรยทcomรยทpetรยทtante
/inรยkรยคmpรยรยtรยคntรย/
noun
1. one who is beyond standard incompetence. Being so incapable such that he/she professes competence or expertise while clearly shitting the bed.
2. one who blames others for their problems in life.
synonyms: dunce, degenerate, bungler, deficient, Reverse Midas Touch, reprobate, ignoramus
Did you hear Joe talking about where the company should invest? He's way off! That incompettante wouldn't know his ass from his elbow.
The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.
"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."
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1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.
2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.
2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
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A conversational trajectory, where a jerk will gradually indicate his/her jerkish disposition as time approaches infinity.
Ben's trajerktory became apparent when he pointed out ways Susan could improve her breasts.