bum onion

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.

"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004

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Homunculus

Small man living in jar preserved in a jellylike solution, used for occult activities.

I must go down into the cellar to check on the homunculus.

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mudma

Sacred deity, maker of all that be fine and most that be smelly - the worshipful initiates of the mudma cult greet each other by means of the arcane and holy "sign of the Y".

Hail to the mudma!

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