a little pregnant

Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.

Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant

Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.

Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!

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