Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

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Ethnic Identity Disorder

Ethnic identity disorder is a conflict between a person's actual physical ethnicity and the one they actually identify him or herself as. For example, a person identified as a white suburbanite may actually feel and act like an inner city black kid.

Ebonify dis whack English. Sup?, Said Biff to his mother.

Honey, we need to take you to a psychotherapist. I think you suffer from Ethnic Identity Disorder

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