Gasperger's

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.

-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-

PTSTD

A variant of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) as applied to the aversive anxiety-related experiences, behaviors, and physiological responses that develop after exposure to a STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) .

-"I am never gettin' freaky again with a woman I don't know after catching the drip"

"Dude, I think you have PTSTD. Just wear a love glove for now on."-

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