Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
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Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
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