The Big Smart

Much like The Big Think, but not.

math *exists*
Gamer Ross: "The answer is 69420"
Gamer Ross' Friends: "OMG you are The Big Smart!"

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When you are such a complete failure that you can't even e correctly

Mr. McMan: "ə"
Complete stranger: "Omfg how and why are you such a complete and utter failure!?"

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Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"