Swang radius

The length that one’s balls hang down below their taint. This measurement provides the maximum distance ones scrotum could swing in any given direction. Measured to lowest hanging ball.

You talking mad shit for someone in my swang radius.

ntbottyl

Text slang for “Need To Beat Off, Talk To You Later!”

“Dude I accidentally texted her ntbottyl, think she knows what it means? I meant to text you that”

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse

“Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”

delete some beers

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

whistlesquirt

British slang for peeing one’s trousers

Mate, I just whistlesquirt me trousers!