candylander

A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.

I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.

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W.O.N.K.Y.

With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.

"I can't believe you let him do you W.O.N.K.Y. Your ass must be SORE!"

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b-parts

The body below the waist, in particular the genitals, buttocks, and anus.

From Gundam where in some of the series when the mecha breaks in half, the two halves are called the "A parts" and the "B parts".

"Holy shit, dude, cover your b-parts with a towel or something! My girlfriend is in the house!"