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When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.
Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!
A Caucasian person who tries to adopt and reflect African American appearance, mannerisms , and culture.
Person 1: why does Justin Bieber try to act like he grew up with Rick Ross or something?
Person 2: oh he's just Crackerican American
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A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
Fake breasts on a self-proclaimed devout Christian woman.
Betsy gave a talk on morality, humility, and the sins of the worldliness pursuits last Sunday at church while wearing a dress that showed her giant, rubbery artificial hypocritties.
When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
Horrible, fish smelling, soupy diarrhea that results from eating too much seafood.
John Brown: "Careful Martha! If you eat all that seafood sampler you will be sprayin Neptune's Bisque out yer ass in the morning!"
Marthe: "go fuck yourself JB, you hear me? Go fuck yourself!"