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Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.
While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.
The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."
"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."
To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.
"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."
10π 24π
Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.
I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!
Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!
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The lengthy happy trail on a woman from the Indian subcontinent which extends from her thick coarse bushy hair bun, down her back, through the ass crack and taint, and up around to her bellybutton.
Suresh was turned on when Padma removed her saree, exposing her Khyber Pass which circumnavigated most of her body.
10π 7π
Former in-laws after a divorce.
After the divorce, my unlaws still demanded to see their grandchildren all the time.
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A group of chatty women and their offspring taking up space and being
loud in any suburban Starbucks. Often resembles a flock of hens and
their chicks pecking and clucking around a henhouse.
The group of women may include MILFs and MIRFs and can often be
seen with whale tail, sea cow tail, and wearing mom jeans.
Their conversations can be heard over the din of their
free ranging brood and usually involve giving other moms advice on
parenting or complaining about their husbands.
MJ: "David, I can't hear you on your cell phone!"
David: "Sorry for the background noise, I'm at a Starbucks and there's
a Starclucks here."
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