Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples

Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!

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Bejabbered

To overcome one (past), to have happened.

Man, whats bejabbered you?

I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys

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Anuistle

V. To whistle with your anus

Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle

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Fluoxecide

The act of killing others when taking the drug fluoxetine (prozac)

In 1995, wheelchair impared Bill Dole, stole a full auto glock and purchased two shotguns and an M4 carbine before wheeling into a mail sorting facility in rural Arkansas, and commited fluoxecide by fatally shooting forty workers and injuring ten others then killing himself after a shootout with local law enforcement.

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Fart Force

Adj. The force exerted upon farting

Alt. Definition

N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.

BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale

Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?

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Tard bucket

A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people

I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.

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The Chuck Norris

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.

I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.

Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.

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