Fat

The disgusting orange-ish colored supstance that fat people are made of. If they knew how horrid it looked, they probably wouldn't be fat.

Teacher: Kids open your text books to page 150, today we are learning about Fat.
Fat Kid: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Kid: Ya gunna lose weight now?

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Magic

1.a Often used in video games as a means to pwn some monster from your basic fireball to summoning some huge demon.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.

1.a Necroman102:dood!i cant use summon skelliton unless i got corpses! get ta killin!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!

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Emo Life

An Emo's Life:

Part One: Emofication.

An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.

Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.

Part 2: Placebo Depression.

After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....

Part 3: The Razor.

They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.

Part 4: Growing Up.

As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.

And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy

Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....

So ends another Emo Life.

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Rule 9

There is no rule 11

Guy:..... Wait where is rule 11?
Guy 2: Rule 9

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Crying

1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.

1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.

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Gosh

One of the worst things anyone can say. If you dare even think of saying this cursed word, you are one mega douche.

Mega Douche: Oh my gosh!
Everyone: SHADUP YOU DUMBASS!

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Issa Sexy Time-eh

Said in an Itailian or "Borat" accent to your friends when your girl wants to make some Sexy Time with you.

Woman: Honey get off that computor.... I got some new anal lube!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!

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