mythfucked

A myth that many people used believe in, however it was so mythbusted to the point where the actual truth became common knowledge.

Bill: Hey John did you know tomatoes are actually-

John: Fruits. Dude that myth is long mythfucked.

Bill: John don't chew on that pencil! You'll get lead poisoned.

John: There's no lead in this, dumbass. I'd thought you know since it's been mythfucked.

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stop fucking cursing

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word

A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

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