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Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
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1. When you grow an extra long fingernail on your right index finger to use as a stylus on your blackberry phone.
2. When you fingerbang a chic on her period and you are left with her blackberries on your hands.
1. That guy was a total geek. He didn't have a coke finger...he had a blackberry finger.
2. I had to drive home with my fingers hanging out the car window...that bitch gave me blackberry fingers!
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The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.
1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
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Test messaging abbreviation for "Drunk Text Me Later".
User knows she will be somewhere boring later so smartly sets up in advance some fun text messaging options. Sends out a mass text message such as "I will be stuck with my parents all night DTML"
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Text messaging abbreviation for "I fucking love you".
Also can be used at the end of e-mail or blogging exchanges and personalized by adding the recipients initial to the end.
Jersey Girl types a comment to Dr. Debutante on Myspace that says..."Thanks for the great party!! IFLY!!!"In which then Dr. Debutante would respond..."IFLY2JG!!!"
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Test message abbreviation for "Drunk Dial Me Later"
User typically sends out a mass text message such as "Have a great Friday night DDML" to her friends she knows will be drinking that night when she is in the mood to be drunk dialed.
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