clinton it

Denying incriminating facts up until your last breath despite the obviousness of your involvement.

Guy 1: Dam dude, my girl caught me cheating last night. What should I do?
Guy 2: Nah it's cool dude, just clinton it.

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coat dwarf

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.

Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.

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wom

Woman. Sandwich maker. Bringer of beer. Raiser of children.

Wom bring me a samich, chop chop!

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