vomitorious

A state of emotion that makes you feel as if you could vomit. Typically occuring in response to the action of another person(s).

The opposite of "glorious"

Man: That was so great! I cant believe he just picked his nose and ate it for a dollar.

Man's wife: You and your friends make me feel so vomitorious. I dont want you hanging out with them anymore.

Man: Well too bad. Your vomitorioius is this man's glorious.

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partial evacuation

an incomplete bowel movement, requiring an additional trip or trips back to the restroom to finish emptying one's colon.

I hate when I only have a partial evacuation. Nothing feels better than taking a nice complete dump.

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textcommunicate

When you let someone know by a text that they are excommunicated and that they should no longer text you or contact you in any way. Such as, "Stop contacting me. I am done with you!"

This is typically followed by blocking their number from calling/texting your phone.

That chic was blowing up my phone with so many accusations I textcommunicated that idiot and blocked her number. I hope I never run into her again.