stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair

Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.

krumm dümmern

Durch die Schwere der eigenen Dummheit seine Denkweise derartig krümmen, sodass man selbst in einem Teufelskreis der Idiotie feststeckt.

Also dieser Verschwörungstheorethiker, der wird sich noch ganz krumm dümmern.

That conspiracy theorist, he is bending his understanding of reality in a manner of major idiocy.

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