Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.

In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'

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McGeed

When a celebrity intentionally avoids a fan because he or she is worried by the fan's overzealous admiration.

Though the action itself may continue indefinitely, the very start of the act is when the subject has been "McGeed."

The term originates from radio "sportscaster" and minor celebrity Chick McGee, whose unnatural and often frightening love for Joe Theismann has caused the famed Redskins quarterback to avoid him at all costs. At all costs.

Gentleman 1: So after I hung out with Pat Benatar, I called her like ten times and she still hasn't called back.

Gentleman 2: Looks like you've been McGeed, sucka!

Gentleman 1: Nooo! Pat, why?!

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