snus packet

A guy who looks like he was dressed by his wife or girlfriend. Dip tobacco, in it's normal state, is a rough cut. Snus packets are a dressed up, unnatural bastardizations of the tobacco. It has been dressed up to look like something it isn't.

-'I go away for my first year of college, and I come back to see John looking like he escaped from a Not of This World clothing catalogue. What happened?'

-'He got a new girlfriend and she dresses him up to look like a real snus packet.'

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Informed by Facebook

Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.

-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'

-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'

-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.

-*groan*

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Carpel Thumbel

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

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