toadess

An ugly woman

I always watch CNBC--no toadesses there.

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kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

Tammy glass

A really generous, full glass of wine--named for Tammy, who says there are only three glasses in a bottle of wine

I am so in the mood for some wine--pour me a nice, big Tammy glass.

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dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

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dryarrhea

dried-up dirrahea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday,

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early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.