Northwest Houston

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

Bellyache

A horrible, unspeakable word that is used upon Karen’s who gripe over stupid little shit. A common consequence of using said word is the Karen crying and complaining to the department manager, forcing him to come in on his day off to address this shit.

Why did you screen that proctor out in the field?

Because I didn’t want to sit there and listen to you bellyache about it!

Bellyache

A horrible, unspeakable word, equal in magnitude to “bitch,” “cunt,” or “twat” that if used to describe someone’s behavior will result in the crybaby to go whine to Barmak about it.

Why’d you screen this dirt in the field?

So I wouldn’t have to listen to you bellyache about it!