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poletential

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.

"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."

by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.

1.) "Damn, Joey, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg

by Dr. Freeze April 25, 2007

65πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.

1.) "Damn, Paco, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg

by Dr. Freeze March 28, 2007

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Gilliganism

To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time.

Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work

Classic Gilliganism:

Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."

Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."

by Dr. Freeze July 4, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


practice girl

1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl.

2. Meg Griffin.

1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl."

2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin

by Dr. Freeze November 20, 2006

604πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

by Dr. Freeze October 17, 2007

36πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours

Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!

by Dr. Freeze November 22, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž