Borsh

A shortened version of "Abortion," that rolls off the tongue far easier, and works better in tense situations.

Girlfriend: "Oh no, a plus sign - that means......"

Me: "Ahh, don't worry baby! You can just get a borsh!"

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Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

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