Stuffering

The feeling of eating so much that you make yourself sick, especially on Thanksgiving.

Aunt B: You doing all right, Tim?

Tim: No. I'm stuffering pretty badly right now.

Aunt B: Ok, well the pies are ready.

Tim: Ok. I'll be right there.

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

Fergatory

A state of limbo inhabited exclusively by former Black Eyed Peas frontwoman, Fergie.

Tim: I wonder what Fergie is up to these days.

Reggie: Dude, no one knows. She's been in Fergatory.

nymphobrainiac

Excessive knowledge of sex

Dr. Ruth is a total nymphobrainiac.

Tan't

The inability to tan.

Pale Katie: "Gawd, just look at my back! I look like a freaking New England lobster!"

Normal Jill: "Well, you know what they say, some people tan, some people tan't."

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