Drama Wet

When a girl is so into you that she begins dumping an avalanche of personal shit. Like, way more than a pre-Karen at lunch break. She either thinks you're gay, or she is drama wet.

Manboi 1: I couldn't believe how much she kept talking last night.

Manboi 2: may b e she's drama wet

Manno 1: ew no I'm gay

Kneeclap

When you're trying to be a straight male but you see an overwhelming masculine force (e.g. Henry Cavill as Geralt) and your legs spread but you try to desperately close them.

Bro 1: how was The Witcher

Bro 2: I...I kneeclapped bro

Bro 1: bro, sames

monch the conch

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

Conchmonch

Going all out in pleasing your female partner's nethers.

See "monch the conch"

Acceptable uses/derivations:

Conchmonch (noun or verb)
Conchmoncher (a moncher of conch)
Conchmonched (state of having conch been monched)
Conchmonching (a state of active and ongoing conch monch)

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He's a conchmoncher for sure.

Girl 1: So when's the wedding?