Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

Des’oeuvre

A dessert served before a meal, as an hors d'oeuvre. Pronounced “deserve,” as in “I deserve a dessert before dinner.”

I hope they’re serving warm brownies as Des’oeuvres before dinner!

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

multi-source

(Verb) to obtain something, in particular prescription narcotics, from several different sources; doctor shopping

He overdosed on pain pills he had multi-sourced from doctors, friends, and the Internet.

Sex-dial

Inadvertently placing a phone call while intimately engaged.

Oops. I sex-dialed my wife while I was with my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

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Funtinuation

(FUN + ConTINUATION) literally, to continue the fun.

After the concert, meet us on the roof for funtinuation! sarcastic: “ After our boring meeting, I have to meet with the boss for funtinuation. Yawn.”

Obglitterate

To obsessively cover every possible item with glitter or sparkles (obglitterator: one who obsessively covers every item with glitter or sparkles)

Wow, she obglitterated her bedroom—it’s blinding in there!