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heckuva job

You're fired! Get out!

You're doing a heckuva job Brownie!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 3, 2007

58πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dr. Heywood R. Floyd

He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.

Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 1, 2007

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Budd Dwyer

Pennsylvania state Treasurer who committed suicide on TV in 1987. He was about to be sentenced and sent to prison. He called a press conference, read his suicide note, and blew his brains out with a .357 magnum.

It was snowing that day in Harrisburg, and lots of kids were home from school. Their cartoons were interrupted by this breaking news, in all its graphic glory.

Seared lots of young minds, it did. And this was pre-internet, mind you, so they weren't used to seeing stuff.

Whoh, did you see that? That Budd Dwyer dude just blew his fucking brains out!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2007

701πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Budd Dwyer

to commit suicide on television (like the Pennsylvania Treasurer, Budd Dwyer.

The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 3, 2007

90πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 10, 2007

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


funny papers

the comics section of the Sunday newspaper.

Give me half the funny papers or die.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 10, 2008

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


stankbones

the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).

Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."

Cletus: We're a-gettin close now! I can feel it in my stankbones!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 21, 2007