san diego

A city in California located 120 miles south of Los Angeles and extremely close to the Mexican border, San Diego earned the nickname "America's Finest City", clearly derived from it's nonsensical living costs, immense homeless population, mental illness, drug addiction, freeway congestion, unsafe and ineffective public transportation system, oh, and beaches, lots of beaches.

The life of an average San Diegan; San Diegans work in financial or medical fields, with a sickening income and a strange amount of time for casual sex and exercise, if you don't then your days are spent trying not to kill yourself while simultaneously working at any number of emotionally and physically taxing jobs... but at least you're in San Diego baby!

"Hey, we should go on vacation to San Diego!"
"Why?"
-A naive acquaintance to The Wisest Man Who Ever Lived.

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rapelust

The complete understanding that she will never have sex with you, but the overwhelming desire to forcibly rape her.

Besides the prison time and social outcastry, he was overcome with rapelust

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Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges

Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"

Clothes Whorse

A girl (usually of slutty disposition) who borrows the clothing of other men such as hats, jackets, etc.

Man dude, that clothes whorse just jacked my Metal Mullisha hat!

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