hoof

it derives from the part used to kick or walk for a pig, donkey, or hooorse! and is also particularly effective in pissing people off, especially in a school or shopping mall (echos work wonders)

when u walk into a school lunch hall, and bellow HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!! at the top of your gruff/hoaaarse voice. If you want to annoy someone, (eg: a random passer-by, or an innocent bystander) walk up to them and let rip with an almighty "hoooooofing" sound

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gooper

this is an r shaped being. Whether or not it is human is unknown. It could be an animal. it has a sixth sense to pick up signals from ma's that linger. Some goopers live for up to 500 years. Their age,however, does not show.

Goooooooooooperrrr is a gooper
it lives to defeat the evil ma empire

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