Alex

Alex, the one guy in the group that doesn't say "no homo". He constantly questions his sexuality. He loves anime and enjoys cosplaying as a female character. He is offended very quickly and is a Reddit admin or a frequent Redditor. He tends to be overly gay and make many jokes that make you question your life. He calls himself the sexiest guy in the room and rubbernecks at men without shirts. He is able to spot any shirtless or naked man from a ten-mile radius.

Ben: Have you seen the video of that football player running a 4.2 second 40-yard dash?
Alex: Yeah! He's very sexy!
Everyone else:...
awkward silence