Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".