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The act of removing a bloody tampon from your partner's menstruating vagina with your teeth, followed by a violent thrashing of your head side to side in order to paint your cheeks red like a native American warrior preparing for battle. Simultaneously, you penetrate your partner while screaming a traditional native American battle cry.
In order to show my girlfriend how much I love her, I performed the Indian Warrior for our Tenth Anniversary.
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When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
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When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
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Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.
Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory
When a man deposits his load on a woman's tramp stamp (must be of floral theme).
A girl asked me to give her a back rub, but she had dew on the lily, so I refused.
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