court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

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