One who acts like a ninja, but in reality is a pirate.
Hey, is the guy in the warehouse a ninja?
Nah, he's a total velten, man.
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Similar to a Fonzie; the epitome of coolness. A laid back individual that possesses the ability to bitch-slap someone into a previous week.
Hey, are you cool man?
Dude, I'm a total stuppy.
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