Landon

This short little bitch can be a pain in the neck. Literally, because he's willing to fight someone bigger than him, only to get ghosted by them. He's always looking for a chance to look tough and needs attention to survive. He can be a seemingly nice person when you get to know him for the first couple of days, then becomes a backstabbing little shit. This miniature Asian child uses gay as an insult, if you call him gay back jokingly he says, "Yay, I'm happy." LIKE THIS DICKHEAD KNOWS WHAT FORM OF GAY WE'RE USING. He backs into great roasts, then gets butt hurt about it. He's probably mastered the arts of the keyboard warrior on Roblox or Minecraft, something like that.

Landon: YOU SUCK
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*

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