Edwin

A hot Mexican man with sexy facial hair. He pulls all the girls.(and men) He wears the best clothes, and them super sexy Nike AF1’s.

Boy: You know Edwin?
Boy2: Yeah, he’s mine!

Coochalooloo

Think about it. Read it. C’mon, it’s not that hard, 2 + 2 = 4.

Thats a crazy lookin’ coochalooloo!

Austin

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!

Hey Austin!
Don be mischievous, alright bucko?!
Damn, my bad Austin.

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

Eruption

That one thing where you absolutely explode all over everywhere, and everybody’s drenched in bust. Houses can also be absolutely obliterated within the aftermath of a bust explosion. Some eruptions are less deadly than others, but they mostly always end in mass destruction.

Oh no, he’s bouta erupttttt!!
It’s the great eruption, run for your lives!!
My house…my beautiful house! 😭
Ew, I got some in my mouth! 🤮🤮🤮

Eruption

When you accidentally kinda exploded all over the place and it's so everywhere that you can't clean it up.

I jus did an Eruption all over Edwin's face.
Yeah, he liked it tho. 😎

Eruption

When she bein a lil too freaky and you accidentally erupt all over the place. Also a kickass solo by Van Helen 😎

“Omg its eruption time 😩”
“Oh no, it’s everywhere!”
“How the hell did it get on the ceiling?!”
“☠️”