rock the boat

Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.

She really gets off when I rock the boat just a bit.

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Butter Email

Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.

It was butter emails that finally got to him to finish.

Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)

Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?

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e.quaintance

A person you have befriended via electronic communications, most commonly email but can include MMORPGs, MPOGs, Web Blogs, mail lists or Instant Message systems.

I got this cool link from an e.quaintence I know from Fark.com

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Lysergia

The mythical land one visits when indulging in LSD.

Upon my last visit to Lysergia, I couldn't wait to leave. Her landscape had become barren; her people were suspicious and fearful.

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funnynformative

News that amuses. It tickles your funny bone while filling your brain with information that otherwise would put you to sleep.

News, Instructions or Educational information delivered in a lighthearted way, designed to keep you engaged with laughter.

You should find The Daily Show to be quite funnynformative.

Philip DeFranco continues to deliver funnynformative YouTube video that capture current pop culture.

rhlevh

rocks hard like early van halen

That dude on Dallas totally rhlevh.

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