zamboni

Slang for a vibrator

After a few passes with the Zamboni she was good to go.

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churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

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HYGL

Acronym for Hope You Get Laid

A fond wish you give to someone as you're saying goodbye.

Enjoy your vacation in Costa Rica, HYGL!!

Going to that new singles club? HYGL!!

So tonight's your 30th wedding anniversary? HYGL!!