Titty Don't

When I woman's stomach sticks out farther than her breast. The female version of a "dickie do".

"Ugg I ate so much I gave myself a titty don't."

"My stomach sticks out farther than my titties do."

Spermarang

1. The girl that you throw out, and she keeps coming back.

2. A female rugby groupie who has had sex with or attempted to fornicate with multiple members of the team.

I took this chick home from the bar, and after one night she's turned into a real spermarang.

Did you know Krystyl has slept with the whole rugby team? She's such a spermarang.

Resting Mask Face

The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.

After wearing a face mask for 16 months I've developed a permanent resting mask face.

Vetsplaining

The act of simply and unpretentiously explaining medical and nonmedical information about veterinary medicine to both medically trained and laypersons.

Vetsplaining is an invaluable and humorous podcast by Dr. Lisa McFaddin.

Let me vetsplain hyperthyroidism in cats to you.

In order to convey the severity of Fluffy's illness the doctor vetsplained the problem precisely and completely to the owner.

If only my veterinarian could describe my dog's problem in a way I understood easily....oh you need her/him to vetsplain it to you.

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