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Bog Wog

A Wog is a mythological creature closely related to a Dragon, typically found drinking Wog-Water (Beer) in living rooms and TV rooms across the Northern part of continental America, mostly in Canada. Common varients include the T-Wog which likes light lime beers and the L-Wog which doesnt drink true beer but instead drinks coolers.

A Bog Wog is a type of Wog that originates in a swampy or boggy area, usually found in the prairy region of Manitoba or Saskatchewan. Bog Wogs tend to spend significant ammounts of time associating with Bog Beavers and drinking Wog-Water.

"Hey Sue, I think a Bog Wog has settled in our living room."
"Hey you! Quit teasing my Bog Wog!"

by Dr. Mike Ph.D April 26, 2012

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