Stockholm

To engage in sexual activity in, on, around, or otherwise involving furniture. Preferably performed in an IKEA outlet which, given the chaotic environment, will likely go by unnoticed.

Dude, I totally gave her the Stockholm last night! Busted all over the couch!

MY NEW COUCH?

Yeah, but it's from IKEA.

Oh that's so literal, word.

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