Lumber

1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.

2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.

3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.

4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.

You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.

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