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Mantana

Another nickname for Montana since the average male to female ratio is anywhere from 5:1 to 30:1 depending on which "neck of the woods" you live in. Also, when people think of Montana they usually think of an iconic image of a rough-hewn cowboy on a horse riding through the mountains like a Marlboro man. It's considered man country because you have to be reasonably tough to live in Montana through the winter months.

"Come to Mantana..,where you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn!"

"No, I wasn't referencing the movie, Brokeback Mountain. Most Mantana men are NOT gay."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 27, 2013

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


de-fatten

v. dee-fat-uhn 1. The act of removing fat from someone or an animal alive or dead. 2. A person metabolizing stored fat from exercise, a leaner diet or other methods. 3. lightening a heavy load

"My friend complained his thighs were too chubby and needed to de-fatten."

"De-fatten the chicken by cutting the skin off."

by Dr. Nordoslavic November 5, 2013


sophisticado

1. A mentally bright individual who likes well designed and crafted objects, intelligent conversation, has ecclectic tastes in music, art, literature, food and beverages. A sophisticado also appreciates the simple things like illustrating or eating an avocado with sea salt, freshly ground pepper, with slashes of freshly-squeezed lemon juice, soy sauce and rice vinegar.
2. a psuedo-intellectual or idiot savant from California, the Southwest, Mexico or Latin America.

3. An interesting, intelligent person who speaks Spanish.

4. An avocado with intricate, subtle flavors

"He was a true sophisticado...a deep thinker who loved listening to industrial techno and classical music but often commented on how much he enjoyed viewing a sunset, getting a kiss from his wife or watching people and animals interact."

"That chick Devi sure is a silly freak from Cali. I bequeath unto her the holy title of 'sophisticado'."

by Dr. Nordoslavic December 4, 2012


Engrizzlement

1. The state of harboring deep-seated grudges, bitter resentments, anger, deep sadness and pain.
2. The state of sobering and edgy disillusionment

3. An act of transferring grizzle or shitty feelings from one or many people to others
4. Negative enlightenment

"After he lost his job, car, wife, dog, house and sanity he remained lost in engrizzlement."

"Her engrizzlement lasted for many years until she finally enjoyed an orgasm."

"Their engrizzlement endured through the nights and days as they held the federal wildlife refuge building hostage."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 20, 2016


grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


facebok

1. The flat and featured surfaces of one's face. 2. When a chicken cluks in another chicken's face. 3. Award-winning social media site for chickens, turkeys, wild game and the general poultry community. 4. Awkward hit to the face from an inanimate object 5. A popular bok choy dish inspired by master chefs from Thailand in tribute to the famous social media site. 5. The biographical name for the Bok family of faces. 5. Confrontation of the Bok family or one of its members. Social media site for employees of the Bank of Oklahoma. 6. When a South African shows through his facial expressions he is keen or willing to do something.

"Tim liked teasing Tracy on facebok and it was verging on violation of Bank of Oklahoma policy rules."

"Rooster John got lots of hen hook-ups through facebok."

"James Beard Award judges have commented Chef Sum Guy's facebok dish is exquisite blending different styles of Asian Pacific Rim cuisine using the finest baby bok choy grown by Asian master farmers."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 22, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Theatrics

Often overdramatized behavior verbal and/or non-verbal to accentuate a point or display an emotion. It differs from theater or drama because it's more comprehensive including real life situations and people. Theatrics can run the full range of human emotion and expression from humorous to very serious depending on the context of the situation. Melodrama and is often accompanied with it but not in every case. Theatrics can have extreme physical movement to express an emotion or idea but, also, not in every case. Theatrics can be very subtle as well.

"Did you see that skater kid's theatrics after he fell on his ass?"

"Well sir, I've had enough of your maniacal theatrics...they're disruptive to this classroom and this institution!"

"The theatrics of the very first Saturday Night Live group were subtle, colorful and well-timed making some of their skits some of the best televised comedy of all-time.

by Dr. Nordoslavic February 5, 2013

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž