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Bobbeling

When your dick is semi-hard and you’re trying to put it in the Vagín but it keeps flopping around, similar to bobbeling a baseball on the field.

I was trying to get it in with Victoria, but after a few whiskey shots, I just kept bobbeling in her Vagín.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020


Tongue Twister

When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.

At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.

by Dr. Papanak October 19, 2020


Diving Catch

This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.

Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.

by Dr. Papanak October 19, 2020

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