Eye of Sauron

Basically, it is the moment when you are about to come and should be pulling out while having unprotected sex. Statistically, about 99.8% of males do not know when to pull out and get "spotted" by the Eye, resulting in unwanted pregnancies and general bad attitude from their ladyfriend.

I pulled out before the "Eye of Sauron" spotted me. My man down the block wasn't so lucky though. His girl is due any day.

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